You jest, but the tavern in my city is called the Coin Tavern.

[Which is technically because the guard it's primarily for are called the Coin Guard, but it still sounds like "money bar," now that he thinks about it.

He sips more of his car leak drink and scrolls past more food items he has never heard of in his life... Hmm... Well maybe he'll just scroll very quickly and order the first thing his finger lands on-- there, this won't go sideways at all.]

Will you have rough wooden tables and an abundance of mostly-melted candles? I'd love an authentic, homey experience.