[The art of scrolling on arcane digital interfaces is luckily the one thing Constantin has mastered, besides pressing 1, but if he orders a few errant cocktails because he taps too enthusiastically in the wrong spots, well, they'll find out. Surely it will be fine. He takes to scrolling up and down said menu once he's settled in the booth himself, only briefly distracted by it before he looks up again.

Oh--]

I— am the new governor of New Serene. The city is my beating heart, and so on and so forth, but ultimately taking care of her is mostly paperwork. Occasionally, I listen to men who think me an idiot attempt to divert the city's resources for their own gain.

[And then they leave, and he gets to do the real work again. Yaaay.]

What do you do?