[Sir... He makes a face, but it's only a moment of faux-offense before he can't help but laugh lightly and shake his head. This relic joke he will allow, yes.]

Would you believe I have even been on boats? I live on an island!

[And before that, a different port city, not that he actually knows the first thing about sailing. He waves that - and the other, actual relic comment - away with a hum, looking back down the street again as if to survey the city at large. There's not even any plague! Remarkable.]

Well, I suppose we kidnappees must stick together, in case of terrible tragedy.